Monday, January 29, 2007
Winter
Winter is a great time of year. Christmas, hot chocolate, sledding, but snow kind of ruins it. I mean, shoveling snow is a real pain, especially if you wait til six weeks after it started falling to shovel your driveway. I have to use a spade to get the ice off my driveway. If you think snow is all fun and games, come give me a hand.
Friday, January 26, 2007
Incredible
I just got this incredible quote in an e-mail. So without further ado, the quote:
This is a comment from Ben Stein
> Read Slowly
>
> Herewith at this happy time of year, a few confessions from my
> beating heart: I have no freaking clue who Nick and Jessica are. I
> see them on the cover of People and Us constantly when I am buying my
> dog biscuits and kitty litter. I often ask the checkers at the
> grocery stores. They never know who Nick and Jessica are either. Who
> are they? Will it change my life if I know who they are and why they
> have broken up? Why are they so important?
>
> I don't know who Lindsay Lohan is either, and I do not care at all
> about Tom Cruise's wife.
>
> Am I going to be called before a Senate committee and asked if I am a
> subversive? Maybe, but I just have no clue who Nick and Jessica are.
>
> If this is what it means to be no longer young, it's not so bad.
>
> Next confession:
> I am a Jew, and every single one of my ancestors was Jewish. And it
> does not bother me even a little bit when people call those beautiful
> lit up, bejeweled trees Christmas trees. I don't feel threatened. I
> don't feel discriminated against. That's what they are: Christmas trees.
>
> It doesn't bother me a bit when people say, "Merry Christmas" to me.
> I don't think they are slighting me or getting ready to put me in a
> ghetto. In fact, I kind of like it. It shows that we are all brothers
> and sisters celebrating this happy time of year. It doesn't bother me
> at all that there is a manger scene on display at a key intersection
> near my beach house in Malibu . If people want a creche, it's just as
> fine with me as is the Menorah a few hundred yards away.
>
> I don't like getting pushed around for being a Jew, and I don't think
> Christians like getting pushed around for being Christians. I think
> people who believe in God are sick and tired of getting pushed
> around, period. I have no idea where the concept came from that
> America is an explicitly atheist country. I can't find it in the
> Constitution, and I don't like it being shoved down my throat.
>
> Or maybe I can put it another way: where did the idea come from that
> we should worship Nick and Jessica and we aren't allowed to worship
> God as we understand Him?
>
> I guess that's a sign that I'm getting old, too.
>
> But there are a lot of us who are wondering where Nick and Jessica
> came from and where the America we knew went to.
>
> In light of the many jokes we send to one another for a laugh, this
> is a little different: This is not intended to be a joke; it's not
> funny, it's intended to get you thinking.
>
> Billy Graham's daughter was interviewed on the Early Show and Jane
> Clayson asked her "How could God let something like this
> Happen?" (regarding Katrina)
>
> Anne Graham gave an extremely profound and insightful response. She
> said, "I believe God is deeply saddened by this, just as we are, but
> for years we've been telling God to get out of our schools, to get
> out of our government and to get out of our lives.
>
>
> And being the gentleman He is, I believe He has calmly backed out.
> How can we expect God to give us His blessing and His protection if
> we demand He leave us alone?"
>
> In light of recent events...terrorists attack, school shootings, etc.
> I think it started when Madeleine Murray O'Hare (she was murdered,
> her body found recently) complained she didn't want prayer in our
> schools, and we said OK.
>
> Then someone said you better not read the Bible in school . the Bible
> says thou shalt not kill, thou shalt not steal, and love your
> neighbor as yourself. And we said OK.
>
> Then Dr. Benjamin Spock said we shouldn't spank our children when
> they misbehave because their little personalities would be warped and
> we might damage their self-esteem (Dr. Spock's son committed
> suicide). We said an expert should know what he's talking about. And
> we said OK.
>
> Now we're asking ourselves why our children have no conscience, why
> they don't know right from wrong, and why it doesn't bother them to
> kill strangers, their classmates, and themselves.
>
> Probably, if we think about it long and hard e nough, we can figure
> it out. I think it has a great deal to do with "WE REAP WHAT WE SOW."
>
> Funny how simple it is for people to trash God and then wonder why
> the world's going to hell.
>
> Funny how we believe what the newspapers say, but question what the
> Bible says.
>
> Funny how you can send 'jokes' through e-mail and they spread like
> wildfire but when you start sending messages regarding the Lord,
> people think twice about sharing.
>
> Funny how lewd, crude, vulgar and obscene articles pass freely
> through cyberspace, but public discussion of God is suppressed in the
> school and workplace.
>
> Are you laughing?
This is a comment from Ben Stein
> Read Slowly
>
> Herewith at this happy time of year, a few confessions from my
> beating heart: I have no freaking clue who Nick and Jessica are. I
> see them on the cover of People and Us constantly when I am buying my
> dog biscuits and kitty litter. I often ask the checkers at the
> grocery stores. They never know who Nick and Jessica are either. Who
> are they? Will it change my life if I know who they are and why they
> have broken up? Why are they so important?
>
> I don't know who Lindsay Lohan is either, and I do not care at all
> about Tom Cruise's wife.
>
> Am I going to be called before a Senate committee and asked if I am a
> subversive? Maybe, but I just have no clue who Nick and Jessica are.
>
> If this is what it means to be no longer young, it's not so bad.
>
> Next confession:
> I am a Jew, and every single one of my ancestors was Jewish. And it
> does not bother me even a little bit when people call those beautiful
> lit up, bejeweled trees Christmas trees. I don't feel threatened. I
> don't feel discriminated against. That's what they are: Christmas trees.
>
> It doesn't bother me a bit when people say, "Merry Christmas" to me.
> I don't think they are slighting me or getting ready to put me in a
> ghetto. In fact, I kind of like it. It shows that we are all brothers
> and sisters celebrating this happy time of year. It doesn't bother me
> at all that there is a manger scene on display at a key intersection
> near my beach house in Malibu . If people want a creche, it's just as
> fine with me as is the Menorah a few hundred yards away.
>
> I don't like getting pushed around for being a Jew, and I don't think
> Christians like getting pushed around for being Christians. I think
> people who believe in God are sick and tired of getting pushed
> around, period. I have no idea where the concept came from that
> America is an explicitly atheist country. I can't find it in the
> Constitution, and I don't like it being shoved down my throat.
>
> Or maybe I can put it another way: where did the idea come from that
> we should worship Nick and Jessica and we aren't allowed to worship
> God as we understand Him?
>
> I guess that's a sign that I'm getting old, too.
>
> But there are a lot of us who are wondering where Nick and Jessica
> came from and where the America we knew went to.
>
> In light of the many jokes we send to one another for a laugh, this
> is a little different: This is not intended to be a joke; it's not
> funny, it's intended to get you thinking.
>
> Billy Graham's daughter was interviewed on the Early Show and Jane
> Clayson asked her "How could God let something like this
> Happen?" (regarding Katrina)
>
> Anne Graham gave an extremely profound and insightful response. She
> said, "I believe God is deeply saddened by this, just as we are, but
> for years we've been telling God to get out of our schools, to get
> out of our government and to get out of our lives.
>
>
> And being the gentleman He is, I believe He has calmly backed out.
> How can we expect God to give us His blessing and His protection if
> we demand He leave us alone?"
>
> In light of recent events...terrorists attack, school shootings, etc.
> I think it started when Madeleine Murray O'Hare (she was murdered,
> her body found recently) complained she didn't want prayer in our
> schools, and we said OK.
>
> Then someone said you better not read the Bible in school . the Bible
> says thou shalt not kill, thou shalt not steal, and love your
> neighbor as yourself. And we said OK.
>
> Then Dr. Benjamin Spock said we shouldn't spank our children when
> they misbehave because their little personalities would be warped and
> we might damage their self-esteem (Dr. Spock's son committed
> suicide). We said an expert should know what he's talking about. And
> we said OK.
>
> Now we're asking ourselves why our children have no conscience, why
> they don't know right from wrong, and why it doesn't bother them to
> kill strangers, their classmates, and themselves.
>
> Probably, if we think about it long and hard e nough, we can figure
> it out. I think it has a great deal to do with "WE REAP WHAT WE SOW."
>
> Funny how simple it is for people to trash God and then wonder why
> the world's going to hell.
>
> Funny how we believe what the newspapers say, but question what the
> Bible says.
>
> Funny how you can send 'jokes' through e-mail and they spread like
> wildfire but when you start sending messages regarding the Lord,
> people think twice about sharing.
>
> Funny how lewd, crude, vulgar and obscene articles pass freely
> through cyberspace, but public discussion of God is suppressed in the
> school and workplace.
>
> Are you laughing?
Thursday, January 18, 2007
Brett Favre
The results are in. One person says that Brett Favre should keep playing and one says he should retire. Any comments?
Thursday, January 11, 2007
David Beckham
Wednesday, January 10, 2007
Blogs
Monday, January 08, 2007
Change
I recently saw a video of some music guy giving a speech and in it he said that we need to treat musical gifts as a gift from God, and as soon as we do that we will get back to another "Golden Age". I was wondering if this, assuming that what he said is true, is the same way across the board. Maybe when we start feeling that same way about the gift of making TV shows, movies, books, comics, cards, action figures, growing food, etc., we might start excelling and doing better than we have done before. Just a little tidbit for you to chew on along with the rest of your mental cud. Have a nice day.
Brett Favre
So another football season comes to a close, the regular season that is. The Packers still haven't won their second Super Bowl with Brett Favre. Will they ever win it? More importantly, is Brett going to play another season? Cast your votes here, and I will post the results in February and weather or not he plays another season when he makes his decision.
Tuesday, January 02, 2007
2-0-0-7!
Happy new year! It is now 2007! Time for a psychological stimulant about time! You probably think that time travel is a pretty cool thing. Have you ever thought about going forward into the future, and learning that pollution was solved. So you teleport back to your time, and you tell everyone that pollution is solved in the future. So everyone stops worrying about pollution and doesn't do anything about it, assuming that it's the job of the future humans. What if it was through the actions of the people in your time that pollution was solved, and the future humans did nothing? You have now messed time up, in addition to the planet and the overall health of its inhabitants. There is even more trouble in going back in time. Have you ever heard of the time paradox? That's what I'm talking about. Say you go back in time and accidently kill your father before he meets your mother? Then you can't be born. That means that you were never alive. So basically you disappear into some void. But if you never existed, than you coudn't have gone backin time to kill your father, so he is still alive, meaning that you are still alive, so that your father isn't alive, so you aren't alive, which means that your father is still alive, which means that you are still alive, which means that your father isn't still alive.... Get my point? Time is very dangerous.
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